When life gives lemons, make sure to offer those to the Mothman in hopes the tart treat will placate his impulsive desires.
But I think the biggest difference I've noticed so far is the agonizing asphyxia. I mean, talk about culture shock!
Did you know that washing dishes can be meditation? Focus on the soapy water, and get lost in the now. Suddenly it’s 1:00 AM.
Our graphics seem a little dated, but deep down we’re the same mailing list you subscribed to all those years ago.
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Where did you get the inspiration for your earthenware mushroom potpourri? Would you ask Monet where he got the inspiration for his water lilies?
Bees transition from absolute monarchy to a constitutional democracy. The Queen exists only for ceremonial purposes.
Oh, a big powerful plane can fly through the sky but needs a little buddy to push him around on the ground? Pathetic.
I don’t believe in sex after marriage.
Top 5 Worst Places to Be Shot
1. The Gap
2. The hip
3. In line for the waterslide (near top)
4. The Head… and the Heart revival tour
5. During a traffic stop on your way to an interview at The Gap
Reality: The bar door is a push not a pull, and I make quite a scene trying to open it.
Now is the time for us to act quickly and decisively. But first, let’s take a moment to acknowledge our May birthdays!
But now, a poor approximation of Jean Marie that looks similar to a haunted Victorian child is disfiguring the thighs of her two living legacies.
The office toilet backing up is probably not the best use of The Dark Knight's time.
